Monthly Archives: October 2011

The Friday Rant: My bangs

I had intended to write about something really socially important today. Something that would mean something to lots of people, not just me. Then I decided to write about my bangs, because they are really irritating me. It all started … Continue reading

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Guilt

I feel bad today. My husband is working hard on the garage door, trying to make it lift and lower smoothly. He’s been doing this off and on for about four years. I feel bad because I once tried to … Continue reading

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The Friday Rant: Men/boys annoy me

I love guys. I have a special guy I’ve been married to for 27 years, and I have another special guy I gave birth to 13 years ago. And I’ve got assorted other special guys, nephews and brothers and such. … Continue reading

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The princess

Princess is named well. She is the queen of the house. In her tiny little brain, even I am there to serve. When we brought her home, she looked like a kitten. Someone had driven up next to a child … Continue reading

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Rant update

Update on a previous rant on advertising: Last night I saw a commercial for a hotel in which a guy is kicking everyone and taking their name plaques off their desks — kicking butt and taking names after making a … Continue reading

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The Friday Rant! Quit parenting my kids

Today’s rant is about all the well-intentioned people out there who think I need their help parenting my own kids. People who think sugar is bad so they want to ban all sugary foods from schools. People who think fat … Continue reading

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Chesney the dog — I knew thee but little

Today I was in my backyard putting cat poo in the trash (pet ownership is so glamorous),¬†when I heard this horrible noise, like a dog was slowly being skinned alive. But no — it was just a beagle. This beagle … Continue reading

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