Why do all of the weird animals in this world end up in my house? Here’s our current tally: Four cats, two hamsters, and two rats. Right direction, right? The mice are gone, and the snakes. But no. My daughter has come home to visit. With a dog. And a bunny.
The bunny is fine. A little smelly, but she stays in her cage and doesn’t bark. The dog, however, does not stay in a cage, and does bark.
And she does this:
She appears to be lifting her leg on your foot, but A) she’s a female, and B) she never pees. She just stands there, for ages, with her leg hooked over your foot.
Until she does this:
She sits on my foot and chews on my toes. And it hurts!
If anyone knows why a female dog would do this, let me know. Because otherwise it’s just another weird pet thrown into my midst.