The Friday Rant: I’m going to live forever … but I’ll be blind

So I have been really excited about some of the health benefits I have read about coffee drinking. For example, the Mayo clinic says coffee helps prevent Parkinson’s disease, liver cancer, and type 2 diabetes (

Coffee also makes you live longer, with fewer strokes, less skin cancer, and lower rates of Alzheimer’s and “cognitive decline.” Since I feel pretty cognitively declined already, this is good news. (

So this has all been very exciting to me, because I love coffee. It’s like having a doctor tell you to eat as much ice cream as you possibly can, because it’s just so darned good for you. If coffee increases longevity, I should live forever. I’ve been drinking coffee like a fiend. Sometimes I just sit and tremble. And then today it all came crashing down.

I read a Harvard study that says more than three cups a day can cause glaucoma.

My mom has always drank a ton of coffee, and she got glaucoma.

Crap — I’ll live forever, but I’ll be blind.

Why are all the good things ultimately bad for you? I’m going to throw caution to the wind — I’m going to get some coffee-flavored ice cream.

About alisaacarter

I am a writer of young adult novels, wife, mom of three, lover of animals, former magazine editor, reader of anything paranormal, and coffee fanatic.
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2 Responses to The Friday Rant: I’m going to live forever … but I’ll be blind

  1. alisaacarter says:

    Supposedly Burger King has a bacon shake. Jamocha sounds so much better!

  2. I’m going for a Jamocha shake at Arbys…:)

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