Cat breath

Is there anything cuter than the smell of puppy breath? Other than the big eyes and stubby legs and floppy ears and general cuteness of a puppy?

Which is weird, because those puppies grow up to have … dog breath! Is there anything worse?

Why, yes.

Cat breath.

I don’t care what I feed my cats, they still smell like they just ate a big bowl of fish. And that waft of scent when you first open a can of cat food — disgusting!

Princess uses her cat breath to get what she wants. At night she walks up my body and lies down on my chest, and I have to pet her head. Just the head — if I pet her body, she bites

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me. Whenever I get tired and stop petting her, she leans forward and licks my chin. I do not fool myself that she does this out of love. She knows I don’t like her sandpaper tongue and cat breath, and I’ll start petting again to make her stop.

Cat breath — a cat’s best weapon.

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About alisaacarter

I am a writer of young adult novels, wife, mom of three, lover of animals, former magazine editor, reader of anything paranormal, and coffee fanatic.
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