Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck your hand in a garbage disposal?
Well, surprisingly, not much.
But I don’t recommend it by any means. It does hurt. A lot. Feels like someone smashing you with a hammer. (It was a new-ish disposal.)
Two fingers are a little numb, but no blood, no cuts.
So, Stephen King, your Firestarter scene was not accurate. And here I’ve been terrorized by that scene all these years.
AGAIN: DO NOT TRY THIS YOURSELF. I PROBABLY JUST GOT REALLY REALLY LUCKY
alisaacarter
Alisa A. Carter 
Oh my gosh. That’s terrible! It’s a good thing you’re all right, and Stephen King was wrong. Yikes.
Some people thought I did it on purpose! No, it was just stupidity! But all okay now.